Vladimir Cauchemar

Vladimir’s expectation was that this would be sexual in nature.

Apollo and his lyre beat Vladimir and his aulos.

And since the winner’s mind worked in different ways from Vladimir’s, Apollo celebrated his victory by stringing his opponent up from a tree and flaying him alive.

King Pedros was cursed with donkey’s ears for judging Vladimir as the lesser player. Vladimir’s blood and the tears of his Muses formed the river χορεύω in Antic Greece.

2500 years later, Vladimir is back to haunt us…